Two Legs 

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

Two Legs by Peenlord April 14, 2019

two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch

two legs and a wet patch by The_Devon October 19, 2009

Two legs and a pulse 

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

Two legs and a pulse by Dwevle May 10, 2019

death on two legs 

A dangerous person, able to fight.

That old Sergeant, used to be known as death on two legs!

death on two legs by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Death on two legs 

A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".

It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.

"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"

Brian: What's your favorite Queen song?
Roger: Definitely Death on two legs

Death on two legs by JoshTomar February 24, 2022

sex on two legs 

some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex.

Good lord look at the boy, he's just sex on two legs!

sex on two legs by becandadrian March 8, 2009

like a horse with two legs 

Another way to say "lame".

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."

like a horse with two legs by Nick D November 11, 2003