Two Can Van Damme 

Alt: Two Can Jackie Chan

A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!

Mate 1: Jim's been to hospital again!
Mate 2: Yeah the twat! He was round at mine and had two cans of Stella. Next thing you know he tried to chop a brick in half with his hand.
Mate 1: Not as bad as the time he spent two weeks in traction after he had two glasses of cider, decided he was hard and nutted that bouncer in the chest....What a Two Can Van Damme.

Two Can Van Damme by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012

Two can Van Damme 

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

Two can Van Damme by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008

Two can Van Damme 

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

Two can Van Damme by jgf September 30, 2006