Twizzler Dick 

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

Twizzler Dick by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Twizzler Dick 

Twisted dicks in a shape that looks like a braid. Braided Dicks.

Oh shizzle they twisted their dicks into a Twizzler Dick

Twizzler Dick by nodankmemes November 25, 2019

dick twizzler

1) When one, giving a blowjob, twists there head in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction while slightly twisting the penis in the opposite direction (can be done during the up and/or down stroke or both).

2) To give a blowjob in a repeated spiral fashion.

*Slurping is preferred but optional!
Also see: Cockswirl, Candycane, Tilt-a-Swirl

Whether it's for go or for show, she's a pro if she knows the Dick Twizzler!

dick twizzler by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.

Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all

Dick Twizzler by scivibes August 20, 2025

twizzle dick 

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

twizzle dick by WesinHF June 15, 2018

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzledick

Noun: A penis that is shaped like a twizzler
Adj: The quality of being extraordinarily timid but loyal to one's peers despite the abuse suffered from them, and will often get the courage to buck up, yet easily reminded again of their twizzledickness.

Now get in the kitchen and fetch me some twizzlers, but not that kind, you twizzledick fucker.

twizzledick by Nope October 8, 2003