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Twitterphant 

A person who creeps up to a star on twitter in the hope of getting a reply so that they will then feel they are in some way, "hanging with the stars."
@TomCruise, I really loved you in Cocktail. How are the aliens? Hows cottaging?

The above person would be a Twitterphant, perhaps.
Twitterphant by MondoPondo March 20, 2009
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Twitterpated 

Twitterpated means to be swept off your feet by someone you quite fancy.

It’s a very strong feeling of love and attraction.

From the 1942 film, Bambi:

Friend Owl : “Yes. Nearly everybody gets Twitterpated in the springtime.

For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right...When all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face!

You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head’s in a whirl!

And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it...you’re walking on air.

And then, you know what?
You’re knocked for a loop!

And you completely lose your head!”
Thumper: “Gosh, that’s awful.”

Flower: “Gee Whiz!”
Bambi: “Terrible!”

Friend Owl: “And that ain’t all. It can happen to anybody. So you’d bet-ter be careful.

It could happen to You! And You!

And.....Yes. It could even happen to YOU!”
The first time he looked at me with his cerulean blue eyes, I felt he could see into my soul. He peered deep into my emerald green eyes, I knew then that he was Twitterpated.

There was no going back after that.
Twitterpated by ForestFairy January 20, 2020

twitterpat 

To fall in love.

From the movie Bambi:

"Nearly everybody gets twitterpatted in the springtime. For example, you're walking along minding your own business; you're looking neither to the left, nor to the right when all of a sudden you run smack into a pretty face... Who-o! Who-o! You begin to get weak in the knees, your head's in a whirl! And then you feel light as feather, and before you know it you're walking on air, and then, you know what? You're knocked for a loop! And you completely lose your head!
She makes my heart go twitterpat.

She's got me all twitterpatted.
twitterpat by PhillyFitTrainer September 18, 2006

Twitterpated 

In a relationship, being totally into one another - to the point of being goofy. Especially a new relationship. infatuated, besotted, lovesick

source: Rebecca L. of Montana
Look at that guy, he is twitterpated with her. . He smiles all the time, can't stop talking about her, always texting or calling her. That boy is whipped.

twitterpated 

1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.
When he smiled at her, the rush of warm, fuzzy, excited sensations that filled her made her realize she was completely twitterpated with this man.
twitterpated by Amber March 25, 2003
Word of the Day on March 27, 2008

twitterpated 

An enjoyable disorder characterized by feelings of excitement, anticipation, high hopes, recent memories of interludes, giddiness, and physical overstimulation which occur simultaneously when experiencing a new love. These feelings take over without warning, usually at odd times (such as at a check-out line), with or without the partner present, and make it difficult to concentrate on anything but romance. They interfere with work and safe driving, but should be experienced at least once in every person's lifetime.
Lisa is too twitterpated to even get a good night's sleep ever since she met David.

twitterpated by Lisa Ann January 9, 2006

twitterpatted 

being in love with a girl/guy and every moment feels like the best moment ever....and you wont ever leave him/her
jake is so twitterpatted over sarah, they were ment to be together!
twitterpatted by akey bloch August 9, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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