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TwittaBling

TwittaBling (twit-ən-bliŋ) n. A Twitter inspired accessory often worn by the uber geek-chic to identify themselves within a real-time social networking environment such as tweetups and tech conferences.
The women were able to stylishly promote their brand while wearing TwittaBling necklaces at the conference.
by TwittaGeekChic January 27, 2010
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twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009
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Twitterlingus

Flirting via twitter as a pretext for sex.
We were totally into twitterlingus long before we meet in real life.
by Joeyar April 19, 2009
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Twitterling

The creatures that inhabit the land of Twitter. Constantly posting their every action, hoping that someone will care and acknowledge their existence.
Marry- It's been far too long since I tweeted something
-last tweet was 12 seconds ago-
Bill- Marry you're such a Twitterling! Come back to Earth!
by Areano23 August 31, 2012
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