Twitney

Intellectually insulting nickname for Britney Spears or Whitney Houston, with which it rhymes.

"Jessica Alba will never be known as a Twitney. She's much too bright for that."

by ReverseHaloEffect May 21, 2006

Twitney Spheres

This may resemble Britney Spears because it's based on her. It refers to any talentless hack who doesn't deserve success and adulation, even while doing whatever shameless thing it takes to command unwarranted attention and/or stay in the public eye.

"Oh, Kanye, stop pouting about not winning all those awards. You're acting like a Twitney Spheres."

by wheezer04041966 January 1, 2008

Titney

A annoying nickname given to a girl named birttany who has big tits.

"WOAH look at brittany's big boobs!"
"TITNEY!!!!"

by Britley Twatttsss December 28, 2011

twitness

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

by poolboiz August 6, 2009

twiney cunt

One who goes overboard when whining about life, even though their life is served on a silver platter. Usually a rich white boy/girl.

Did you hear Liz complain about the color of her new Mercedes? What a Twiney Cunt.

by flyinkiwi99 September 8, 2019

Twinney's Pond

noun. A cliche, small town, casual pot-smoking pond.

"Hey, bro, let's smoke up at Twinney's Pond."

by dillrick January 5, 2012

jehovah's twitness

a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.

I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.

by mockschmock December 15, 2006