Twatney

1) A derogatory term for a person whoose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic whose name is whitney.

1. That burp was a twatney move
2. Wow! You are a real twatney
3. Ew look at that twatney

by Bill Miller from Clearview May 31, 2009

Twitney Spheres

This may resemble Britney Spears because it's based on her. It refers to any talentless hack who doesn't deserve success and adulation, even while doing whatever shameless thing it takes to command unwarranted attention and/or stay in the public eye.

"Oh, Kanye, stop pouting about not winning all those awards. You're acting like a Twitney Spheres."

by wheezer04041966 January 1, 2008

twatneck

general derisory term for someone when you've already used cunt, tosspot etc.

wind your neck in twatneck

by Dave Jones November 13, 2003

Twitney

Intellectually insulting nickname for Britney Spears or Whitney Houston, with which it rhymes.

"Jessica Alba will never be known as a Twitney. She's much too bright for that."

by ReverseHaloEffect May 21, 2006

twateye

Used as an insult of a similar nature to numpty. Twateye is not related to Cockeye.

The Twateye had fallen off his bicycle again. Foolish numpty!

by M.Russell July 13, 2004

twatness

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.

1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you

by kegmar November 3, 2008

twatnescent

One with the embodiment of a twat soul imprisoned in(usually the female persona) who feels the need to bitch about anything and everything. This can be identified by smell to those who trained for it.
Forms of the word:
Twatnescent: A Karen who has ascended beyond the world of rage quitting at MacDonalds

Twatnescence: A chemical caused by a twatnescients rage driven ovaries forces the body to release an odor of cunt-like smell.
Twatnesexual: One who is non binary but is still a fucking bitch/asshole
Twatnescient: A person of twat-like behavior

Friend: Did Julia smell a little twatnescent to you last Friday?
Me: Yeah! She was acting like a real bitch!

by FactssOnlyya September 27, 2021