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Twitchy twat

A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.
As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."
Twitchy twat by Saish January 20, 2016

itch twitchy twat 

When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore
After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

itch twitchy twat 

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus
Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush
itch twitchy twat by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004

Twat Twitchy 

When your vagina pulsates thinking of your ex husband of 30 plus years.
When you feel like you are about to have a seisure.
I was playing Pacman and I started feeling a little Twatchy.
Twatchy by Ted Collins February 25, 2009
An adjective, describing the physical sensation for a woman, that comes before horny and after the initial turn on.
Jennifer felt all twatchy riding on the back of a Harley.
Twatchy by Chemps June 9, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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