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twig and berries 

Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.
Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.
twig and berries by JB January 19, 2004
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Twig and Berries 

Another funny name for a mans junk
After getting smacked in the twig and berries, I cried my eyes out

twig and berries 

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.
You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.
twig and berries by awiz January 20, 2011

twig and two berries 

a penis and two balls

a term used to describe your penis

when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis

see also berries
You hit me in the twig and two berries
twig and two berries by yo May 13, 2004

twig and giggle berries 

Jane sucked on my twig and giggle berries and then I shot my load on her but-her-face.
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