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Twig Twig 

"OMG, have you seen that bitch Stacey?! Shes such a twig twig."
Twig Twig by basictwigtwigcat August 21, 2014

slip/slide a cig/twig 

Sliding/slipping the twig/cig is the act of inserting an e-cig, specifically a Juul, into one’s oral cavity. Instead of “hitting” or “rippin” a Juul, the phrase is “sliding/slipping a cig/twig”.
To slide a cig is one thing, but to slip a twig is another.

To slip/slide a cig/twig is the insertion of a Juul into one’s mouth.
slip/slide a cig/twig by cigsandtwigs December 18, 2018

twig and tackle 

Twig and tackle is a synonym for cock and balls.
*Whack*, Ahh, fuck, I totally just got racked in the twig and tackle
twig and tackle by D-Biscuits January 2, 2008

Super Twig 

The apparent woman of every guys dream. She is both skinny with boobs and a butt. Not to be confused with the average Twig.
Me: "So you like Super skinny girls?"

Michael: "Nah, they have to have a little something."

Me: "Like a Super Twig?"

Michael: "Yeah, but there elusive like the chupacabra."
Super Twig by TheKJ[; February 10, 2010

twigless twig 

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018

Twig boy 

Someone who is skinny and can only be called this by someone who isn’t
Mat “oi jamie you’re a fucking Twig boy you skinny fuck”

Jamie “that’s the 3rd time today you’ve called me that”
Twig boy by Afilthycasual March 18, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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