Tweekervision 

When two or more meth heads are so high that they all see the same imaginary hallucination(s).

Tweeker #1: "What the fuck is that?"
Tweeker #2: "Dude, are you talking about the huge flamingo blocking 4 lanes of traffic?"
Tweeker #1: " Hell yeah, but I thought flamingos were pink?"
Tweeker #2: " Apparently, them fuckers are..."
Tweeker #1 & Tweeker #2: "BLUE WITH PURPLE POLKA DOTS"
Tweeker #2: "Damn, I guess you do learn something new everyday!"
Tweeker #3: "Shit, I am just relieved that I wasn't the only one that thought those ugly ass birds were pink..."
Innocent Bystander: "Next time say no to drugs, sounds like y'all suffering from Tweekervision"

Tweekervision by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

Tweeker Vision 

When a person walks around staring at the ground as if they are searching for something, instead of looking at what's in front of them.

That guy must be spun, look at him he has got tweeker vision in a bad way, I wonder if he even dropped something.

Tweeker Vision by zeus daddy September 9, 2014