Tweekervision

When two or more meth heads are so high that they all see the same imaginary hallucination(s).

Tweeker #1: "What the fuck is that?"
Tweeker #2: "Dude, are you talking about the huge flamingo blocking 4 lanes of traffic?"
Tweeker #1: " Hell yeah, but I thought flamingos were pink?"
Tweeker #2: " Apparently, them fuckers are..."
Tweeker #1 & Tweeker #2: "BLUE WITH PURPLE POLKA DOTS"
Tweeker #2: "Damn, I guess you do learn something new everyday!"
Tweeker #3: "Shit, I am just relieved that I wasn't the only one that thought those ugly ass birds were pink..."
Innocent Bystander: "Next time say no to drugs, sounds like y'all suffering from Tweekervision"

by heatedpoet July 9, 2016