Twatmoblie 

also see chavmobile, kev car

an excerpt from the T.V drama "Twatman and Kevin scrounge off the state"

I'm out of cash Kevin, hang on, what date is it?

Holy Giros Twatman its benefits day, we can get some cider and an 8th of skunk.

Quick kevin, to the Twatmoblie.

Twatmoblie by Mrflibble December 22, 2006

Twatgoblin 

A piddling pissant passive-agressive jackass. Usually a co-worker.

They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.

"Does the Student Service Department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the twatgoblins?"

"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"

Twatgoblin by Spax February 23, 2006

tratmobile 

A small vehicle used for transporting Trats to various destinations.

Person 1: "Oh no! There is an injured bird in trouble!"
Person 2: "Quick! To the tratmobile!"

tratmobile by Jas.. June 13, 2008