twardicai 

the amazing relationship between twilight sparkle from my little pony and mordicai from regular show.

omg dude it’s mortiwi
no it’s not it’s twardicai

twardicai by BIG-DADDY-69 March 19, 2022

Tardicaca Shark 

The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife

After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.

Tardicaca Shark by runningAFbear April 29, 2010

Twaddiction

Being addicted to the social networking site Twitter, frequently "tweeting" pointless updates about your life

Patient: I'm on Twitter all the time! First thing in the morning, last thing at night... The people following me know more about me than my own family do!

Psychiatrist: I think you may have a twaddiction. Do you tweet singular nonsense things like "lol" and ":)"?

Patient: Yes!!

Psychiatrist: Yeah, it's a twaddiction... I'm just not sure it's curable...

Twaddiction by Dionysia December 11, 2011

tardican

a mentally challenged person of mexican descent

i thought jose couldnt understand english, but it turned out that he was a tardican.

tardican by thedoobabides September 24, 2011

tardicity 

1) The quality or state of being retarded.

2) The incoherent or nonsensical quality of thought.

1) His chronic use of meth is only partly responsible for his tardicity.

2) By sitting next to you idiots, my tardicity has increased ten fold.

tardicity by MistaVibe September 27, 2010