The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife
After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.
Being addicted to the social networking site Twitter, frequently "tweeting" pointless updates about your life
Patient: I'm on Twitter all the time! First thing in the morning, last thing at night... The people following me know more about me than my own family do!
Psychiatrist: I think you may have a twaddiction. Do you tweet singular nonsense things like "lol" and ":)"?
Patient: Yes!!
Psychiatrist: Yeah, it's a twaddiction... I'm just not sure it's curable...
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"