One who is obsessed with their twitter.

1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

When you can't decide whether a person is a twat or a retard

1. A 'Twilight' fanatic who is being exceedingly annoying. or 2. A Twilight fanatic who happens to be on a long rant about Twilight or anything related to Twilight.
(Sometimes both definitions can be used at once)

A deuche bag who ditches out on his pals, moves to Denver, starts to date an Ice Bitch and moves in with the hoe.

The female version of nard.

a fatass reefer joint...