twardo 

1. to play a song on repeat to a point where it takes a good/new song and makes it unbearable to listen to

2. to put a three song playlist on repeat for more then an hour

Twardo (verb)

1. Man, all the way turnt up was a good song until you had to go and twardo it.

2. Bro, we just heard California Girls 14 times, turn you twardoed playlist off.

twardo by that bro guy September 30, 2010

tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.

Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.

tardocracy by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010

Tardogoloid 

Tardogoloid is said to someone whenever they act retarded and also like a mong so basically mega retarded

Mike: dude look at james hes so retarded
Lucas: Retarded? More like Tardogoloid
Mike: Oh shit you right you are so right he is a tardogoloid thanks mate i will put that in my dictionary thanks so much

Tardogoloid by Conqueror April 6, 2020

Tardo Retardo 

1. One who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably retarded.

2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.

"OMG Kelly, Tardo Retardo was licking the frost off my car windows this morning!"

Tardo Retardo by TB_26 February 27, 2009

twariot 

Twariot - abbreviation of 'twat chariot'

A car, driven by a twat. Often an older boy racer/ girl racer who now has a job as a sales rep or a similar moderately successful occupation.

The car is often a BMW or Audi, although many other 'prestige' vehicles can fall into this category. Said vehicle may be a fine driving machine but has a poor image amongst the general public, due to many of the owners driving them aggressively and without any regard for either road laws or the safety of other road users.

Studies have yet to be undertaken, but it it is a commonly held view, that this poor driving is due to the owners belief, that owning a 'superior' vehicle gives them the right to drive in such a manner. Furthermore, owners (or twats) are reluctant to accept any criticism of their vehicle or driving and attribute such criticism as merely jealously from the drivers of inferior vehicles.

etymology - believed to have evolved from the shamefully term 'spaz-chariot.' This was used in Britain to describe the small motorised invalid carriages ,which used to be provided by the state to disabled people.

I would consider buying a BMW 320d, if it wasn't such a full-on Twariot.

twariot by nopie February 7, 2009

tardore 

Combination of the word retard and whore.

My friend was such a tardore when we were on vacation in the Dominican.

tardore by Mama_G February 2, 2017

Funky Tardo 

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

Funky Tardo by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011