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A mixture of Twit and Twat. Idiotic vagina.
"Yo man, what's the answer for number 31?"

"Shut your mouth, you fucking twait."
Twait by endmymisery September 18, 2015
Words you can keep
only a man can be called this, preferably
an identical twin. its a slang word that hasnt been around for a while. it relates to drawing the short straw in the DNA gene pool, hence one twin is thicker than the other.

T-thick
W-wanker
A-and
I-`is
T-twin
``that brian is a right twait``
twait by mark pooh June 30, 2005
Verb - To confuse condiments with condoms and quickly realize after your annual physical that there is indeed a difference.

Noun - One who twaits.
"Dude, I smell like a ballpark. I must've twaited last night. Well, hopefully those antibiotics work again."

"Please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait."
Twait by Rebecca Goldschmidt July 3, 2007

Twait-sickle 

An extremely annoying person. Such as a crazy ass girlfriend or boyfriend or just plain stupid friend.
"Blah, Blah, Blah......OMG shut the hell up you Twait-sickle"

traitard 

An individual that you entrusted and was stupid enough to stab you in the back.
After running away from home at seventeen and severely screwing their parents over big time the traitard waited several years and then thought it was okay to deal with them again.
traitard by jpg3 November 11, 2011

Traitin' 

To claim something about oneself that is entirely false.
"That punk on the street man, he was traitin' like he was a heavyweight and all that. But then I stepped up to him and he couldn't back any of that talk up"
Traitin' by Raw Doggy March 17, 2010

47 traitors 

a term being spread on the internet to describe the 47 senators who signed a letter to Iran apparently intended to undermine the president's efforts at diplomacy
The president is trying to negotiate a deal with Iran to prevent them from getting nuclear weapons, but the letter from the 47 traitors makes America look weak, putting any deal in jeopardy.
47 traitors by Real_American March 17, 2015
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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