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only a man can be called this, preferably
an identical twin. its a slang word that hasnt been around for a while. it relates to drawing the short straw in the DNA gene pool, hence one twin is thicker than the other.

T-thick
W-wanker
A-and
I-`is
T-twin
``that brian is a right twait``
twait by mark pooh June 30, 2005
Verb - To confuse condiments with condoms and quickly realize after your annual physical that there is indeed a difference.

Noun - One who twaits.
"Dude, I smell like a ballpark. I must've twaited last night. Well, hopefully those antibiotics work again."

"Please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait."
Twait by Rebecca Goldschmidt July 3, 2007

Twait-sickle 

An extremely annoying person. Such as a crazy ass girlfriend or boyfriend or just plain stupid friend.
"Blah, Blah, Blah......OMG shut the hell up you Twait-sickle"

traitard 

An individual that you entrusted and was stupid enough to stab you in the back.
After running away from home at seventeen and severely screwing their parents over big time the traitard waited several years and then thought it was okay to deal with them again.
traitard by jpg3 November 11, 2011

Traitin' 

To claim something about oneself that is entirely false.
"That punk on the street man, he was traitin' like he was a heavyweight and all that. But then I stepped up to him and he couldn't back any of that talk up"
Traitin' by Raw Doggy March 17, 2010

47 traitors 

a term being spread on the internet to describe the 47 senators who signed a letter to Iran apparently intended to undermine the president's efforts at diplomacy
The president is trying to negotiate a deal with Iran to prevent them from getting nuclear weapons, but the letter from the 47 traitors makes America look weak, putting any deal in jeopardy.
47 traitors by Real_American March 17, 2015
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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