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A stupid mongoloid who has the processing speed of a 19th-century computer. She has no friends and is often seen sitting alone crying. She is extremely unintelligent and often is depressed due to her terrible academic performance, however, this is partially due to her chronic nap habit and terrible revision schedule.
Wow look at Tuya she is a sad human being!
Tuya by LeCoq69 November 29, 2021
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Spanish for your mom

Specifically, in the insult form. "Your mom", literally, would be "tu mama", but "la tuya" carries the same sense of insult as "yo momma" in english.
La tuya, bitch

Don't you talk about my momma!
la tuya by Afakaz October 30, 2003

La tuya por si acaso

Yours, just in case..

Usually a reply when someone bully you in a foreign language which you don’t understand, but pretty sure that its something bad. Often used in internet when someone makes a point that is insulting and nonsensical at the same time.
Miguel: hijo de puta (Your mom is a hoe)
Bob: La tuya por si acaso (Yours, just in case)
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Noob: Urban Dictionary is bad for kids
Grandpa: La tuya por si acaso
La tuya por si acaso by BabaRay July 11, 2021
It's more like a slightly ruder "same to you, buddy" with a slight "your momma" connotation
In La Paz, a rude driver honks and gives you the finger. Your response might be a shouting out of "la tuya!!"
la tuya by gloria21 June 9, 2010
The word that I will use when you talk shot about something that’s mine ( it’s kinda saying no u)
Boy: Hey your mom is so stupid and ugly! Hahah
Me: La tuya
La tuya by @urmum July 31, 2019

Yo odio la Familia tuya 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yo odio la Familia tuya 《¤》

<.7.9.7.6.>La Vida Tuya Vas Hacer Culpa Parati<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>La Vida Tuya Vas Hacer Culpa Parati<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>La Vida Tuya Vas Hacer Culpa Parati<.7.9.7.6.>
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