Turtle Dove
Turtle Dove by Batdaddy903 December 18, 2021
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turtle dove
a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
turtle dove by unoriginally November 22, 2020
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Turtle Dove
While having sex and right before the man is about to ejaculate, he takes his penis out, points it into the air above the partners head, and ejaculates all over her.
Turtle Dove by Bob Bobby Bobbyman March 7, 2009
turtle dove
a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
turtle dove by unoriginally November 22, 2020
Turdle Dove
Turdle Dove by dddangerrr January 7, 2010
Two Turtle Doves
One of the dirtiest sexual acts possible.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
Two Turtle Doves by J4miem December 25, 2010
turtle doves
Medium sized, nicely rounded, perky breasts shaped much like a plump turtle dove. Not as large as sweater puppies, but still very alluring and attactive.
Dan: Wow, Jenny sure has a nice pair of turtle doves, doesn't she, Ben?
Ben: I'll say. The other day she was wearing a loose fitting blouse and when she bent over to get something from the bottom drawer of her desk, I caught a nice look at her turtle doves. Very alluring, that's for sure!
Ben: I'll say. The other day she was wearing a loose fitting blouse and when she bent over to get something from the bottom drawer of her desk, I caught a nice look at her turtle doves. Very alluring, that's for sure!
turtle doves by Graycat April 5, 2009
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