Tursty

It's when you need to go to the bathroom but the toilet seat is rusted so your gonna get Tetnis because you didn't get your tetnis shot

Don't go to the bathroom when your tursty

by jdesert05 May 19, 2017

Tursty

A word that Mario uses to say he wants a drink in the game Mario Teaches Typing.

"Imma tursty! You got anyting to drinkie?" -Mario's floating head

by oOXahrasOo August 6, 2008

Tursty

When your thirsty and have to go to the bathroom

He's really tursty right now.

by Evader11 May 19, 2017

stomp a turty

The act of stomping on a koopa troopa, an enemy sprite found in the popular Nintendo game Super Mario.

"Ay yo my g check this, bouta stomp a turty innit"

by urbanlinks February 19, 2022

Rusty Trusty

A chick that’s a 6 or below (looks wise) who comes over to suck your dick whenever you want then leaves expecting nothing in return.

1. Ashley is my Rusty Trusty.

2. My Rusty Trusty came over to suck my dick.

by JonBergeron69 February 3, 2020

ol' trusty

Something that is dependable, which has stood the "test of time" and is as good now, as it was in "back in the day"

Going against this nickle defense, I'll use the ol' trusty Toss Left...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Thursty Trombone

The person performing the Thursty Trombone holds a sausage in his/her mouth, applies it to the receiver's anus that way, while giving the receiver a handjob.

I got a Thursty Trombone an hour ago, that's why my farts smell like a barbeque.

by LickTheAbortion November 7, 2010