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Man you are thursty
thursty by Lyndon B Johnson August 12, 2003
P.I. muthafuckin M.P reppin' North Palm Beach FLA, BITCHES!!!
Ay girl, der dat boy THURSty, lets go try and get us a peeezzzzaaa dat fine ass.
thursty by THURSty December 4, 2003
Single, often men, defined as Thursty are guys or gals that think highly of themselves and physical appearance. Potentially shallow and holds high standards for the looks of his/her partner. These guys are often scouring the internet leaving comments on videos of women/men that they think are within their league and try to be noticed by obvious thirsty emoticons.
These dudes in the comments be Thursty, especially you chad, with the "πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘πŸ˜˜πŸ€«πŸ˜"
Thursty by KraftyCanadians October 15, 2022

Thursty Trombone 

The person performing the Thursty Trombone holds a sausage in his/her mouth, applies it to the receiver's anus that way, while giving the receiver a handjob.
I got a Thursty Trombone an hour ago, that's why my farts smell like a barbeque.

thursty thursday 

A great day of the week to show your liver who's boss, and the perfect day to build your tolerance for the upcomming weekend binge.
A Dude, you going to get fuckerd up tonight?
B Does a monkey throw shit?

A That's right. It's.....
B It's thursty thursday you fucking twat!
thursty thursday by J Clark November 26, 2006

thursty bulldog 

when a girl gives a shitty blowjob that takes a long time for guy to cum he emmediately begins to pee after the cum into the girl's mouth
that was the worst blow job ever! it took forever and i had such a piss built up i thursty bulldogged her. that'll show her for giving me a shitty blowjob