turret

An automated stationary weapon that shoots everything that moves into its field of view. Also known as a sentry gun. Common enemy in FPSs (first person shooters).

"Watch out those turrets!"

by Arskangel December 29, 2004

Turret

A person with a small penis who likes to masturbate in front of children on skype.

James is such a turret he's gonna get arrested someday.

by jackshiman January 21, 2018

turret

An insult word created by a girl named Danielle one day in 8th grade while learning about the real word turret in school (which is a cylinder shaped window which usually protrudes from the side of houses built from the Victorian Era)and she just thought it would sound good as an insult so she told all her friends and changed the definition. It has no particular meaning, just to call people when thay act idiotic or retarded.

"Kelly, YOU TURRET!! Why are you plucking your eyebrows with the back of a CD?!?"

by Dan da WOman August 21, 2003

turret

code name for a gay fag

"turret is a fag"

by theyzel August 13, 2021

Turret

Something used in the famous Roblox game "The Red Lake' to either put on automatic and afk, sit and spin or do something useful (somehow).

also turret day on november 2nd

"Damn today's Turret day!"
"dis guy spin on the trl turret"
"zaarkrey prays to turret god everyday to buff it."

by TheRedLakeLover69 November 2, 2023

turret farmer

A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.

Flayra is a turret farmer! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

by Superman22 October 5, 2005

turret syndrome

The tragic misuse and over use of turrets in contemporary residential architecture, where a house inexplicably speaks a turret for no particular reason.

Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.

Did you see that awful house they are building down the street. It has a bad case of turret syndrome.

by tyler t tomdog September 10, 2009