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A person with a small penis who likes to masturbate in front of children on skype.
James is such a turret he's gonna get arrested someday.
Turret by jackshiman January 21, 2018
An insult word created by a girl named Danielle one day in 8th grade while learning about the real word turret in school (which is a cylinder shaped window which usually protrudes from the side of houses built from the Victorian Era)and she just thought it would sound good as an insult so she told all her friends and changed the definition. It has no particular meaning, just to call people when thay act idiotic or retarded.
"Kelly, YOU TURRET!! Why are you plucking your eyebrows with the back of a CD?!?"
turret by Dan da WOman August 21, 2003
"turret is a fag"
turret by theyzel August 13, 2021
Something used in the famous Roblox game "The Red Lake' to either put on automatic and afk, sit and spin or do something useful (somehow).

also turret day on november 2nd
"Damn today's Turret day!"
"dis guy spin on the trl turret"
"zaarkrey prays to turret god everyday to buff it."
Turret by TheRedLakeLover69 November 2, 2023

turret farmer 

A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.
turret farmer by Superman22 October 5, 2005

turret syndrome

The tragic misuse and over use of turrets in contemporary residential architecture, where a house inexplicably speaks a turret for no particular reason.

Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.
Did you see that awful house they are building down the street. It has a bad case of turret syndrome.
turret syndrome by tyler t tomdog September 10, 2009