Turnt Round

What idiots say when relaying a conversation they had. No matter who they were speaking to or where they where at the time, you will always find that they and the other conversational counterpart managed to turn around constantly. The idiot will claim that they "turnt round" to deliver a comment or action, and that the other person "turnt round" in order to respond, thus giving the impression that they spent the whole time twirling about.

"So, what happened?"

"Well, he turnt round and said that it couldn't be his cos he pulled out, so I turnt round and told him that he was a knob. I thought he was gonna shut up til he turnt round and called me a slag. So I turnt round and slapped him one and he turnt round looking well embarrassed!"

Turnt Round by MagickDio March 11, 2010

turn 'round 

A phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumbass). Generally followed by the assumption you're going to penetrate their anus.

Dude! You broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! Turn 'round. Just turn 'round.

turn 'round by Wax Larry April 1, 2017

round turn 

to make a significant, positive change in one's behavior and actions.

I failed the shit out of that test. I really need to make a round turn.

round turn by Kirlinator October 19, 2010

Detroit Brown Round Turn Around 

Where you bang a chick with a dildo made of her own shit while spitting and pissing on her stomach and then donkey punching her 5 times all the while singing Madonna's Like A Virgin.

My wife loves it when I give her the old Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

Detroit Brown Round Turn Around by Razor Blade Penis December 15, 2008

turn your bike round 

To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc

Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:

Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate

turn your bike round by Ed209 February 26, 2006

west coast turnaround 

Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.

My second driver is a west coast turnaround, and he's gonna drive us all the way back home.

west coast turnaround by Jori Atoz June 21, 2004

Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.

Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.

Turnaround Tipster by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009