Turnbuck

A Wisconsin cum burping, butt slut piece of trash. He has a big bushy red beard made of red pubes. It's covered in white jizz stains of the men he serviced. He likes to put on his Elmo onesie, then go out and stand on street corners and looking for men. Turnbuck loves doing sexual favors to men for Happy Meals. He is also loves to have his face painted white by having multiple men cumming on his face. Turnbuck also enjoys putting things up his ass. He is estimated to have serviced at least 10,000 men. His goal is to be the biggest homosexual slut in the world.

That guy is acting like such a Turnbuck.

What a Turnbuck!

Turnbuck by Bahobaggins November 9, 2025

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Turnbuckle Syndrome

To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.

Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...

Turnbuckle Syndrome by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012