The most awesomest last name in the whole world. You wish you were one of them. They really rock your socks and are SO much better then the Hiltons.
The Helton's are the shit
by S to the amantha July 07, 2008
Get the Heltonmug. by Rebel dipper2000 December 21, 2016
Get the ethan heltonmug. A common term for getting to first base with a girl. Generally used when drinking is involved such as at a party or camping.
"Do you even know what first base is?"
"Ya, i gave my girlfriend the dirty Todd Helton just the other day."
"Ya, i gave my girlfriend the dirty Todd Helton just the other day."
by The Mountain Man June 30, 2009
Get the Dirty Todd Heltonmug. A very unstable, angry, alcoholic ass person. Who is known for smoking pot and drinking fifths of alcohol at a time. Does not put up with bullshit
by treycombs3 February 11, 2018
Get the Kyle Heltonmug.