The most awesomest last name in the whole world. You wish you were one of them. They really rock your socks and are SO much better then the Hiltons.
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by S to the amantha July 7, 2008
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"Do you even know what first base is?"
"Ya, i gave my girlfriend the dirty Todd Helton just the other day."
"Ya, i gave my girlfriend the dirty Todd Helton just the other day."
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by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021
Get the Heston mug.Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment
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