Helton 

The most awesomest last name in the whole world. You wish you were one of them. They really rock your socks and are SO much better then the Hiltons.

The Helton's are the shit

Helton by S to the amantha July 7, 2008

Dirty Todd Helton 

A common term for getting to first base with a girl. Generally used when drinking is involved such as at a party or camping.

"Do you even know what first base is?"

"Ya, i gave my girlfriend the dirty Todd Helton just the other day."

Dirty Todd Helton by The Mountain Man June 30, 2009

ethan helton 

Type of faggot with a small penis that dips tobacco

Ethan Helton is rebellious dipper

ethan helton by Rebel dipper2000 December 21, 2016

Kyle Helton 

A very unstable, angry, alcoholic ass person. Who is known for smoking pot and drinking fifths of alcohol at a time. Does not put up with bullshit

That’s Kyle Helton.

Kyle Helton by treycombs3 February 11, 2018

Heston

He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.

Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”

Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021

Helston Community College 

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.

A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment

Helston Community College by Accuratereviews.gif November 12, 2020

Halton moor

Halton moor is a little place where youngsters blow up police cars,steal motorbikes and sell abit of weed. The olders of halton moor are usually quite paid but not from the best of jobs. It is filled with crackheads who have 1 shoe on and 1 shoe off AKA bobby doo, it is somewhere posh people shouldn’t walk about coz there socks will probably get taken from them.

I went to halton moor today

Halton moor by Halton moor beautiful place April 18, 2020