The wet and ploppy diarrhea you get after eating a bad turkey at Thanksgiving. The "turkey trots" gets its name from annual Thanksgiving day charity races or "runs".
My wife shouldn't have eaten that turkey after it sat out all day. She ended up with a bad case of the turkey trots and ruined her pants in front of the whole family.
by The Dimps December 26, 2016
Bob: Did you see how Dave was running down the hallway at work today?
Dan: Yeah, he ate the Susan's chili at the potluck and he had the turkey trots. He went home so I think he shit himself.
Dan: Yeah, he ate the Susan's chili at the potluck and he had the turkey trots. He went home so I think he shit himself.
by KnotMyRealName December 16, 2018
The act of waddling to the bathroom while holding a torrent of semen inside your vagina in an attempt to keep it from leaking out.
I busted about a quart of cum inside that skank, and she got out of bed quicker than shit and did the turkey trot down the hall.
by GRASS ON THE INFIELD December 18, 2008
Turkey Trot Brothers are a set of unrelated men who are age 40 and older and have shared the experience of having the same doctor give them a prostate exam. These men have something special in common. Each has had the same man penetrate their asshole. Each has the same man who is very familiar with their respective buttholes. There is no shame in being a turkey trot brother, just an understanding that one dude knows something about each of you that you would never want to know.
I saw David the other day after he had his appointment with Dr. Shiver. We shared a “knowing glance,” and he was still a little stiff-legged from his anal assault. He was trotting like a turkey. We are Turkey Trot Brothers, as are Clint and Matt.
by Atomic Peanut August 16, 2018
loose ball sacs that hang and sag extremely low(below the knees), causing a droopy wrinkle appearance
by Miltope November 19, 2015
The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.
Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his “very good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
Visit FairfaxTurkeyTrot.com to signup for the Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) Thanksgiving Charity Run!!!
by RecycleRunner November 23, 2018