Turdnecks 

A replacement for any other curse word. Usually stated while playing video games.

"Turdnecks! I just got killed..."

Turdnecks by BobTEHPwnzer April 18, 2009

turdness 

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

turdness by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

turdnemisis

When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.

Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"

Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."

turdnemisis by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009

Wordness to the Turdness 

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

Wordness to the Turdness by Pubeypie August 30, 2021