Turddle

The small amount of a turd left in the toilet after flushing.

There was a turddle in the toilet next to the skid mark.

by DescriptiveDiva June 19, 2011

box turdle

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

sea turdle

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

by the comand'r October 26, 2014

turdler

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

tuddlebear

A white and fluffy bacon-eating ball of fur that enjoys tummy rubs and tisses. Resembles a young polar bear.

A tuddlebear is like a white fur seal or polar bear

by Little chunkster February 17, 2014

Ninja Turdle

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

by Baindawg December 4, 2012

Turdole

A person who stans Turlough and Nardole from Doctor Who but denies it.

A person: You totally stan Turlough and Nardole!

A Turdole: No I don't!

by notthingyyy May 4, 2019