turdbucket

a dumb fuck person that dont know shit about notin

Oh my god Sgt Helton is a turdbucket!!!

by Helton April 18, 2008

Turdbucket

Ella Y.

Ella Y is a Turdbucket.

by James Setay June 20, 2025

metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

by Definite Article March 11, 2009

turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

by Danger500 May 17, 2011

straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

turd bucket

Someone who is completely worthless. Similar to piss bucket just a tad worse. They are the equivalent to a bucket full of turds that gets sealed by turd monkeys and then buried in the ground, inprisoned in it's own filth.

That new hire never does any work and is always late; he is such a turd bucket.

by ITStaff July 11, 2005