Turd finder 

A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.

The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.

Turd finder by Language King February 21, 2018

turdwinder 

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

turdwinder by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

Turdfinger by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009