Turd Station 

1. A place or business where the people are usually rude turds and/or charge outrageous prices for shitty services & products.

2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.

3. A place where you go to poop.

I was listening to NPR last night, when this guy called in and yelled out, 'What in tarnation is on this turd station'!

Turd Station by ChemicalPulseDotCom January 15, 2013

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

Turditation by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016