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turdstand 

A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.
"I had to wipe all day after that turdstand" or "I had to wipe my balls because of that turdstand".
turdstand by poomaster banks May 24, 2007

Turdstan 

Fanatics who regularly troll, lie, photoshop and spread misinformation in order to try to gain support for Amber Heard, who was found guilty of defamation with actual malice in regards to her claims of abuse. (I.e. lying) They tend to prefer echo chambers and play victim if things aren't going their way. They have a habit of creating multiple social accounts to stalk, harrass, dox and bully anybody they deem not supportive of Amber Heard or more importantly, supporting Johnny Depp. (See Milani Cosmetics, Fenty, etc) Bad infestation on the blue bird app. It was revealed Amber Heard pooped on their bed and blamed it on the dog during a live trial.
The Turdstan wasn't even aware that Amber Heard changed the date she claimed the abuse began by a year mid-trial.

This Turdstan is really crazy! They stalked me, doxxed me and then played the victim.
Turdstan by K$tty July 14, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008