Turd Punt
That Johnson file really looked like a bitch of a job, so I'm going to turd punt it to Mason. He's going to kill me when he finds out.
Turd Punt by stratocaster July 22, 2008
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Turd Punt
Literaly passing a turd.... explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it - especially if the person was eating corn
person with a corn turd on their face: ah gross!!!!!, someone turd punted me!!!!!
person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!
person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!
Turd Punt by ellz0rzzzz August 25, 2006
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