Turbophoria 

The euphoric feeling and rush of adrenaline when the turbo(s) kick in while driving.

He was overcome with turbophoria when he stepped on it and his turbos kicked in his BiTurbo B5 S4.

Turbophoria by SneakerHeadAJ April 5, 2011

turophobia 

n. One who is afraid of Cheese.

Tj is one crazy ass turophobia stricken ginger when you put cheese on his face.

Holy shit... Tj is a turophobe like a mother fucker!!!!

turophobia by gag March 27, 2008

Tubophobia

A burst of anxiety experienced by an infrequent underground traveller coming out of a tube station to visit a resident friend. Tubophobia comes as a consequence of invasion of private space on the tube, usually caused by a massive influx of football or rugby fans, partygoers or money beggars at major stations.

Reduction of private space is often intensified by focused yet hazy staring, vocal but unarticulated utterance of words, intended but missed body touching due to impaired sense of balance.

Tubophobia can affect both sexes and is usually overcome in 10 minutes after exiting the tube station.

Friend: 'OMG, I am completely shocked by all those people that invaded the train at Kings Cross!'
Me: 'What do you mean, did somebody harass you?'
Friend: 'No, it just felt so weird because the train suddenly got packed with people.'
Me: 'C'mon, relax and start enjoying your night out. You will agonize over tubophobia on your way back.

Tubophobia by No-walk-blocker October 27, 2012

tubophobia

the fear of tubes

"dude i have tubophobia, get me out of this tires les schwab"
"oh sorry man"
"yeah"
"i sure hope nobody realizes this is a fake fear"

tubophobia by Avery Slice July 12, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004