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Turbotext 

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.
Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"
Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

turbosexaphonic 

something insanely sexy beautiful and awesome - also rare.
Guy: You're a turbosexaphonic
Girl: a whaaa?
Guy: something insanely sexy beautiful and awesome also rare.

turbosexual

One who is so overly sexual that they are not interested in characteristics which typically dictate sexual attraction, such as appearance, personality, race, color, creed, age, species etc. Instead, the turbosexual, having mastered and transcended the confines of gender and sexuality, seeks physical pleasure from any available source.
Prince is such a turbosexual, he will fuck anything with four wheels and a pussy.
turbosexual by RoboSpaceChrist March 11, 2007

TUBEOFLEX 

when a man has a well endowed winkydoo that he can bend and stick in his own ass.
Yo man i was gonna go out last nite but i got me a tubeoflex and figured my chances were better at home alone.
TUBEOFLEX by anthony gi February 2, 2007

TurboFloatzz 

He is the only one that can get through bean_vr’s ankles he is funny and a key asset to bean from his videos he is very scared of the candy cane
My pal is TurboFloatzz
TurboFloatzz by TurboFloatzz March 1, 2022

TurboFloatzz 

He is the only one that can get through bean_vr’s ankles he is funny and a key asset to bean from his videos he is very scared of the candy cane
TurboFloatzz does not like candy canes
TurboFloatzz by TurboFloatzz March 1, 2022