Turbo Tard 

A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.

Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"

Turbo Tard by quakerappleoatmeal September 15, 2017

Turbolard 

Used to describe an individual who is so overweight that their fat moves faster than they do.

I just got cut-off in the hallway by some Turbolard.

Turbolard by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008

turboturd 

Theoretically, a difficult excretion of some variety that is timeconsuming and solid. If you can stand to be called a retard because you said it, it is kind of funny and not too dirty.

I am taking a turboturd; just a minute.

turboturd by Legatus 1T-TA1 January 6, 2008

turbotard 

A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.

"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."

turbotard by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025