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Simp for Tuqa Saturday 

Simp for anyone named Tuqa as long as it's Saturday or at least Saturday somewhere. Simping may or may not result in a firm slap. Also applicable to names such as tuga or tugo.
Bro 1: Bro you really are a simp for commenting that on Tuqa's pic on insta.
Bro 2: Bro I had to, it was Simp for Tuqa Saturday.
Simp for Tuqa Saturday by AlliCapone December 26, 2020

Bully tuqa Tuesday 

You can bully any girl named tuqa on Tuesday until she cries and won’t get in trouble for doing so
In Bully tuqa Tuesday

You can use phrases like tuqa isn’t funny

Tuqa is a big clown

Tuqa is mean and deserves this
Tuqa always hurts my emotions

Tuqanize 

To over analyze a video game.
To Exploit a broken video game.
"I Tuqanized the new kenshiro Game."

"You are obviously tuqanizing this game!"

"this game could be tuqanized"
Tuqanize by Ginji-kun September 30, 2007

Tuqaloshing 

The act of waking up at 2 AM, on the 11. of September. Then walking into the woods, killing the first mammal you find. Taking it home, turning it into a fleshlight, and masturbating with it at the towns square. This is concidered illegal, unless you sing the swedish national anthem in russian, and finger your anal opening, twice every minute.
Person 1: "How did you end up here in prison?"

Person 2: "I went down to the square and started Tuqaloshing. I even fingered my asshole!"

Person 1: "Oh, silly you. You forgot to sing the swedish national anthem in russian!"
Tuqaloshing by Lectioner100 June 13, 2018