Goofus: *Gentle fluted tune plays*
Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?
Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*
*PLOPP*
*Ahhhhhhhhhh*
*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*
...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf
War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of
like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the
water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the
local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the
shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that
one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed
Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!