Tuckling 

Those annoying ass strands of carpet that stick out from underneath the carpet and constantly get stuck in your vacuum and make the whole house smell like hellfire

I was vacuuming my basement when I vaccumed up a tuckling and the basement started smelling like rotten corpses

Tuckling by TheDefinitionator1246 May 7, 2018

Tummy tickling tumble 

A tummy tickling tumble occurs when one with a long member, reaches so deep it feels like a tummy tickling.

Wanda screamed that Devoon's penis tickled her in that tummy tickling tumble!

Tummy tickling tumble by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7

The ohio butthole tickling bandit by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.

Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.

turd tucking by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010

Tickling the Dragons Tail 

Tickling the Dragons tail refers to:
1. Doing something very dangerous that you may/may not get away with. Sometimes the dragon wins.
2. The origin of this phrase came out of the USA Manhattan project to develop the atomic bomb. Nuclear scientists would induce ever increasing levels of criticality - close to the point of a nuclear chain reaction - a very dangerous and lethal undertaking. The term "tickling the tail of a sleeping dragon" is accredited to the Nobel laureate Physicist Richard Feynman who was involved with the Manhattan project.

1. Pouring gasoline with a lit fag in your mouth is tickling the dragons tail.
2. Having random one-night-stand sex without a condom is tickling the dragons tail.

3. Secretly having sex with your wife's sister is tickling the dragons tail.
4. Using a screwdriver to separate beryllium and plutonium is tickling the dragons tail.

Tickling the Dragons Tail by kz5bw5 May 28, 2009

Tickling the mouse tail 

trying to adjust mouse while jerking without using occupied hands

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn

He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.

Tickling the mouse tail by margrette sees January 23, 2013

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.

Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week

The ohio butthole tickling bandit by MonkeyFucker9000 February 16, 2023