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Tucker Toilet 

noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
Tucker Toilet by Basque JRED October 17, 2015
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trucker's toilet 

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.
With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
trucker's toilet by tuftskins November 30, 2009

trucker's toilet 

a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.
When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004