Tub Thump

To beat ferociousally, as in a sporting event, as though you beat them in a tub so as not to get blood all over.

The Miami Heat got tub thumped by the Lakers last night.

by cobraglf January 18, 2007

Nevada Tub Thump

The act of defecating or urinating in a bathtub. The act is typically paired with intoxication and generally results from apathy or else long waits for the toilet.

Dammit Andy, you pulled the Nevada Tub Thump again? Was it number 1 or number 2? Terrible.... just terrible.

by Francois1980 March 26, 2009

Tub-Thumper

Someone that annoyingly argues an irrelevant point in forums.

Quit being a Tub-Thumper and stay on topic!

by Scotty J. August 24, 2006

Tub Thumping

A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.

Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Tub Thumper

A tub thumper is a drink comprised of a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, a shot of lager, and a hard cider. The ratio of each is totally up to the drinker, but all four must be in the mix for it to be considered a tub thumper.

Barkeep i will take a tub thumper please. You know like the song.

by Wayne Rathbun July 3, 2016

Tub Thumper

The act of defecating in a bath tub.

The toilet was broken so Cory took a Tub Thumper.

by JBubbs July 6, 2010

tub thumpin

Engaging in sexual activity (usually intercourse) while under water . . . most commonly in a hot tub or bath tub but can refer to pools, lakes, ponds etc..

Joe and I went for a skinny dip at the cottage and it was such a turn on we ended up tub thumpin'.

by PHAT Betty November 28, 2007