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When you are masterbating in the bath and become so relaxed that you suddenly poop; simultaneously, a person (roommate, friend, stranger {maybe at a party?}) walks in and sees you masturbating with a fresh movement floating it front of you...all while listening to ‘Tubthumping’ by “Chumbawuamba.”
Tom: “Holy mackerel, Jerry! You wouldn’t believe what I saw!”
Jerry: “Well what did you see?!”
Tom: “My best friends’ wifes’ sister was using the bathroom and the door was unlocked, as I walked in, she was tubthumpn’!! All the feces and self-inflicted passion, just...”
by TrashPandaDiscoSanta June 18, 2018
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