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I don't trust like that 

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".
A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

Trust issues 

Trust issues; When a person has trouble trusting others due to betrayal or other personal reasons, or are just lacking in trust due to a action or things the one on the reciving end are doing. this can be with anyone, from relationships, to friendships or just plain strangers, Trust issues cause a lot of issues in future events and can cause disappointment and missing out on important situations in life.
Her trust issues sky rocketed when her husband came home with lipstick on his collar.

He knew it, his trust issues where correct, His friend was spreading rumours about him.
Trust issues by Fear kun May 27, 2018

Trust Jump 

The action in which one thrusts themselves parallel to the ground while simultaneously wrapping their arms around the neck of a friendly or random person, forcing them to catch you or fall to the ground. This only works if you are on the front side of the person.
Dude, did you just see Peyton trust jump Addison?
Trust Jump by WULF PACK Patent February 6, 2012

trust me bro 

A: "Lewis Hamilton is moving from Mercedes to Ferrari next year!"
B: "Where did you get your source from".
A: "Trust me bro"

trust no one

the fact that everybody is a snake and you can't tell anybody anything bc then they'll go tell some one else and soon, everybody will know, therefor you cant trust anyone. The ppl you thought were your friends, they a snake ass lil bitch jus tryna use u.
Just trust no one and you'll be happy, bc even that one person you've trusted forever will turn on u.
trust no one by 408badddie December 20, 2017

trust bust 

The act of ejaculating inside a woman (especially women you just met) and trusting her response when she says she is on birth control.
Bro #1: Dd you bang that slut from last night?
Bro #2: Yea man, I asked if she was on The Pill which she said yes. So I trust busted her.
Bro #1: Watch out man, she might be trying to lock you down with a kid
trust bust by dking69 July 26, 2017