Trumpswept 

A hairdo requiring excessive amounts of product. Similar to a beehive or combover but with upswept tips specifically positioned to distract from or disguise flaws in the head or facial area.

Donald and his mom have the same trumpswept updo

Trumpswept by Boggs September 8, 2020

Trumpswept 

A gravity defying hairdo that is designed to distract from or conceal a flaw in ones countenance or personality. Often combined with orange tinted facial spray

Donald and his mother both rock that trumpswept look with ease

Trumpswept by Boggs September 8, 2020

Trumpspective 

The pivotal, divisive point of contention that separates individuals into two distinct categories. One that values economic prowess, nationalism, military superiority and considers our current executive branch management style to be a needed and refreshing, if not entertaining, departure from courteous statesmanship historically common to the office; the other that looks at world leadership as an opportunity to advance meaningful policy, create a sense of national pride and cohesion with every expectation that elected officials should, whenever possible, represent the office with honesty, integrity and respect.

No matter your Trumpspective, it's evident that the ONLY perspective of consequence is HIS. For better or worse, all we can really do is watch the spectacle unfold.

Trumpspective by YAWA May 2, 2020

Irreconcilable trumpspective Differences

*see def. trumpspective
The unwillingness, and/or inability, to reconcile profoundly fundamental and essentially divergent truth-claims as to render mutual incompatability.

Can you list 5 things that you DO agree on?
Ummm, Nope. But we can add Irreconcilable trumpspective Differences to the 'DO NOT' list.

Irreconcilable trumpspective Differences by YAWA May 4, 2020

trumpset

A description of all my left leaning friends every time the President says or does anything.

Oh man, my wife was incredibly trumpset when we pulled out of the Paris climate agreement.

trumpset by Singing Pomegranate June 2, 2017

Trumpset

Trumpets spelled wrong to reveal the name of a president who is unhappy.

Oh my hosh, our president was so trumpset when he got impeached!

Trumpset by MikeTrout27 January 9, 2019

Trumpileptic 

An individual whom (when exposed to anything Trump-related) is likely to exhibit signs similar to epilepsy, including involuntary vocalizations and muscle contractions. The exact causes of Trumpilepsy are unknown, but most sufferers are known to hold varying and strange notions as to the definition of the word "fact." Trumpilepsy attacks are often preceded by vicious verbal attacks, as well as displays of extreme anger and anxiety--typically when their delusions are challenged.

I said Trump was the lesser of two evils--and this Trumpileptic completely had an episode, cursing and yelling and shaking. It was scary.

Trumpileptic by Go-Go-Gone January 21, 2017