trampopotomus 

A term to describe the type of female, and we all know at least one, minimum 180 lbs., wearing clothing 3x too small, sloppy mouth, cellulite quite common, bad hair dye job and nasty feet that will look you in the eye and swear they can be trusted. Then proceed to happily take a ride to get you drive-thru while you are home sick. Make a stop at your boyfriends. Blow him. Swallow him. Eat 1/2 an order of large fries on the ride back to you. Giving you the half eaten fries keeping the full. Telling you the bill was $9 while it was $6. Telling you she hopes you get better smears a wet good bye kiss that leaves behind that familiar scent of your mans anus as she leaves.

Did you see that the fat ass and sagging tits of Sally while she was blowing the new kid under the bleachers during the game? She is such a trampopotomus!

trampopotomus by Marcello1323 October 16, 2019

Trumpopotamus 

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus

There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan

Trumpopotamus by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022

trumpopotamus 

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus

The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus

trumpopotamus by euphemismo March 1, 2019