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Trumpet ass 

A description of ones ass after dropping a softball size turd.
Man, you have to see the size of the shit in that toilet. That guy must have a trumpet ass
Trumpet ass by Bobway3 October 15, 2016
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ass trumpet

A fart so loud it sounds like one is playing a musical instrument out of there ass
Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank
ass trumpet by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004

ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.
The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.
ass trumpet by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.
I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!
Ass Trumpet by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

ass trumpet

Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.
Donald was being such an ass trumpet about climate change.
ass trumpet by SnarkyShark December 2, 2018

ass trumpet

The word used when one ownz another
Man, Thunk pulled some Donkey Ass Trumpet on j00!
ass trumpet by Shiro Wullong June 13, 2004

Ass Trumpets 

Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
Ass Trumpets by JohannFarley November 14, 2014
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city chicken 

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city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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