Definitions by Bobway3

Trumpet ass 

A description of ones ass after dropping a softball size turd.

Man, you have to see the size of the shit in that toilet. That guy must have a trumpet ass

Trumpet ass by Bobway3 October 15, 2016

Puffer 

A nice fat pussy with no meat hanging out.

I'm telling you. She had a puffer that I could play with all night.

Puffer by Bobway3 October 15, 2016