Trumpet ass

A description of ones ass after dropping a softball size turd.
Man, you have to see the size of the shit in that toilet. That guy must have a trumpet ass
by Bobway3 October 15, 2016
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Puffer

A nice fat pussy with no meat hanging out.
I'm telling you. She had a puffer that I could play with all night.
by Bobway3 October 15, 2016
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