Lanosaurus!'s definitions

ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.

The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.

by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

Poop Puddle

When somebody poops in random places to cause havoc for joggers and bikers.

Son of a bitch! Another Poop Puddle!

by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005