Definitions by Lanosaurus!

Poop Puddle 

When somebody poops in random places to cause havoc for joggers and bikers.

Son of a bitch! Another Poop Puddle!

Poop Puddle by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.

The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.

ass trumpet by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005