Truckwit

Any person who doesn't acknowledge that rights are inseparable from responsibilities. As well demonstrated by the Canadian "Freedom Convoy" trucker protesters who thought their rights were being suppressed while being oblivious to their own responsibility to not violate the rights of others.
Characterized by poor judgement skills, selfishness, willingness to overthrow an elected government, a tendency to believe conspiracy theories, and rejection of facts.

Please note: Only a minority of truckers are truckwits... Truckwits exist in all roles in society.

Those self entitled TRUCKWITS effed over millions of people. They have a right to have their say. They don't have a right to have their way. They had their say. Their demands were rejected by the majority. Their views don't even pass the smell test. Now, they should just go away.

Truckwit by Tidytalker November 26, 2022

Truckwit

4x4 Driver

The guy in the BMW X5 is a real truckwit

Truckwit by Modski February 10, 2009

Truckfit

Lil Wayne's Clothing Line

It's Truckfit by the Truck Load.

Truckfit by altFour July 14, 2012

Truckwits 

Truckwits: The Masters of the Open Road and Poor Decisions
A Truckwit is a highly specialized breed of heavy vehicle operator whose IQ appears to be directly proportional to the number of tires beneath them. This means your average 18 wheeler pilot is a certified genius at least in their own mind.
They travel in loosely organized herds, much like feral cats—unpredictable, occasionally cooperative, but mostly just doing their own thing. Their migratory patterns revolve around servo station hot boxes, where they engage in deep philosophical debates over the merits of an overcooked Chico Roll versus a lukewarm meat pie.

Despite the existence of modern navigation technology a Truckwit operates on an ancient, primal system known as gut instinct—which often results in them missing turns, doubling back, and aggressively insisting, “I know a shortcut!”

Communication with a Truckwit is best attempted via UHF 40, where they derive great pleasure from the sound of their own voice. However conversation can be challenging, as they have the listening skills of a goldfish on espresso. This becomes especially apparent when guiding them in tight spots.

For example, when directing a Truckwit to turn left, one must carefully phrase instructions:
"Left hand down! No, the other left! LEFT LEFT LEFT—oh just let Jesus take the wheel."

Yet for all their quirks Truckwits are the backbone of the economy, delivering the goods we all rely on-just maybe not always to the correct address.

Here comes another expert delivery. Thankyou Mr Truckwits.

Truckwits by Boris_1986 March 31, 2025

truckitude

One's driving attitude once there behind the wheel of a truck

he developed a truckitude once he drove his Tacoma

truckitude by anonymous January 5, 2022