A big bald headed fuck who loves horror and drives trucks, they might sport chin pubes year round just so they fit the classic trucker look, despite looking like shreks twin they are a really nice person and will always give you the time of day
Ethan: I had a delivery from that Trucker, John! They looked a littlefunny but were nice. I can't wait too see them again.
Justin: Thats TruckerJohn! He's the gold standard of trucking.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.