TruckerJohn

What you call the big homie, the epitome of a Madden superstar. Someone who strives for greatness.

Wow, I’ve always wanted to be a TruckerJohn

TruckerJohn by iiNTenSiiFy February 28, 2024

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TruckerJohn

A big bald headed fuck who loves horror and drives trucks, they might sport chin pubes year round just so they fit the classic trucker look, despite looking like shreks twin they are a really nice person and will always give you the time of day

Ethan: I had a delivery from that Trucker, John! They looked a little funny but were nice. I can't wait too see them again.
Justin: Thats TruckerJohn! He's the gold standard of trucking.

TruckerJohn by iiNTenSiiFy September 18, 2024

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TruckerJohn • The Trucker John

The Trucker John

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.

Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.

The Trucker John by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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