The Trucker John

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.

Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.

by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024

TruckerJohn

What you call the big homie, the epitome of a Madden superstar. Someone who strives for greatness.

Wow, I’ve always wanted to be a TruckerJohn

by iiNTenSiiFy February 29, 2024

TruckerJohn

A big bald headed fuck who loves horror and drives trucks, they might sport chin pubes year round just so they fit the classic trucker look, despite looking like shreks twin they are a really nice person and will always give you the time of day

Ethan: I had a delivery from that Trucker, John! They looked a little funny but were nice. I can't wait too see them again.
Justin: Thats TruckerJohn! He's the gold standard of trucking.

by iiNTenSiiFy September 18, 2024

Religion Rape

Having people pray for you when you don't support any religion or subscribe to any religious beliefs / ideology.

Ethan: I heard they're gonna pray for you!
Justin: I hope not, That's against my beliefs. That is religion rape.

by iiNTenSiiFy August 23, 2024

SissonX

When you flop around like a fish and bite your tongue.

Wow, I hope that John is okay after he had a good time doing the SissonX

by iiNTenSiiFy June 29, 2024

Sissonx

The highest possible level of gamer possible

Wow, I wish I could be a Sissonx.

by iiNTenSiiFy July 13, 2020