Urban Dictionary: Definitions by iiNTenSiiFy

HarmlessPotato

A legendary, well-seasoned human who has transcended the age of retirement and entered the rare realm of "collecting social security in three different centuries." Easily identified by her battle-hardened Life Alert necklace (worn like a war medal), a walker outfitted with tennis balls so fresh they smell like Wimbledon, and a subscription service that delivers said balls monthly—because style and traction matter when you're cruising at 0.3 mph. May spontaneously break into tales that begin with "Back in my day..." and end three hours later with a Werther’s Original.

That person really strikes me as a HarmlessPotato.

HarmlessPotato by iiNTenSiiFy September 2, 2025

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TruckerJohn

A big bald headed fuck who loves horror and drives trucks, they might sport chin pubes year round just so they fit the classic trucker look, despite looking like shreks twin they are a really nice person and will always give you the time of day

Ethan: I had a delivery from that Trucker, John! They looked a little funny but were nice. I can't wait too see them again.
Justin: Thats TruckerJohn! He's the gold standard of trucking.

TruckerJohn by iiNTenSiiFy September 18, 2024