iiNTenSiiFy's definitions
A big bald headed fuck who loves horror and drives trucks, they might sport chin pubes year round just so they fit the classic trucker look, despite looking like shreks twin they are a really nice person and will always give you the time of day
Ethan: I had a delivery from that Trucker, John! They looked a little funny but were nice. I can't wait too see them again.
Justin: Thats TruckerJohn! He's the gold standard of trucking.
Justin: Thats TruckerJohn! He's the gold standard of trucking.
by iiNTenSiiFy September 18, 2024
Get the TruckerJohnmug. by iiNTenSiiFy July 13, 2020
Get the Sissonxmug. A legendary, well-seasoned human who has transcended the age of retirement and entered the rare realm of "collecting social security in three different centuries." Easily identified by her battle-hardened Life Alert necklace (worn like a war medal), a walker outfitted with tennis balls so fresh they smell like Wimbledon, and a subscription service that delivers said balls monthly—because style and traction matter when you're cruising at 0.3 mph. May spontaneously break into tales that begin with "Back in my day..." and end three hours later with a Werther’s Original.
by iiNTenSiiFy September 2, 2025
Get the HarmlessPotatomug. Having people pray for you when you don't support any religion or subscribe to any religious beliefs / ideology.
Ethan: I heard they're gonna pray for you!
Justin: I hope not, That's against my beliefs. That is religion rape.
Justin: I hope not, That's against my beliefs. That is religion rape.
by iiNTenSiiFy August 22, 2024
Get the Religion Rapemug. by iiNTenSiiFy June 28, 2024
Get the SissonXmug. by iiNTenSiiFy February 28, 2024
Get the TruckerJohnmug. by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024
Get the The Trucker Johnmug.